↓DRAFT
DISASTERS
PLAYOFFS / PRIVATE TRIAL
EVERY SPORT. QUESTIONABLE JUDGMENT.

WINNERS
DROOL.
LOSERS
RULE.

Bad teams. Worse decisions.
Excellent company.

✳Pick the losers.
Make disappointment a team sport.
♛
THE GOLDEN THRONEExcellence in spectacular disappointment.
TRIAL RULES / VERSION 2

BAD IS GOOD.
SIMPLE IS BETTER.

  1. Pick losers. In game sports, submit one loser for every game in a round. Byes do not count as games.
  2. Pro Basketball picks are SERIES losers. Pick every currently open series. Each selection locks at that series’ own Game 1 tipoff; accepted locked selections remain intact.
  3. Game rounds lock at the published server deadline. Newly confirmed basketball series may open while earlier series are still running. Browser clocks and client timestamps do not authorize late picks.
  4. A selected team's final game or series loss earns the published round points, default one. A win earns zero. Four series wins are required to settle a Pro Basketball series.
  5. Brackets, picks, results and standings stay separate for each sport. Everyone keeps playing; equal totals share rank. Opponents’ picks stay sealed until the round deadline or respective series Game 1.
  6. Actual winners advance. Corrections recompute points and hold affected downstream selections for commissioner review; accepted picks are not rewritten.
  7. No entry fees, cash awards or physical prizes are offered. Fictional data belongs only in visibly labelled dedicated test leagues. Real fields and live-feed qualification require reviewed data.

The AWS service enforces deadlines. The separate local rehearsal uses fictional data and an adjustable sample clock. Live score polling remains disabled.