WINNERS
DROOL.
LOSERS
RULE.
Bad teams. Worse decisions.
Excellent company.
Make disappointment a team sport.
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JEFE'S BASEMENT
A very serious league for very unserious people.
PICK THE LOSERS.
THE BASEMENT.
Live projections are informational. Tied point totals share a rank. No tie-breaking winner is invented.
BEAUTIFUL DISASTERS.
THE COMMISSIONER.
Move the practice clock forward to test locked picks and automatic recalculation. These controls change fictional results only.
Finalizing a fictional round opens its next confirmed matchups automatically. Each update replaces game facts. Standings are recalculated from those facts, so repeating an update never adds points twice.
Invite a tester
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Add actual matchups
Import one confirmed round after every prior game is final. Only actual winners may advance. Existing rounds and deadlines cannot be overwritten.